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Older entitled men who talk about themselves insensately, and narrate to you their lives, as if they are the main plots and you're just an extra character in it.
That shirt-cocking self-narrator is a rare breed around here now a days.
The act of fooling oneself,playing yourself or setting yourself up for failure.
My friend is studying for a test that he’s writing the following day but he is busy catching up on social media therefore he is self-launching.setting himself up for failure
Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter
Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.
Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
Having sex with your twin.
I was so horny in Antartica that I had to self tap my sister.
A popular social media term, often used to mean taking a diss at oneself.
Example: Are you telling me that man didn't know what he typed was clearly a self sub?
when ur like depressed but u don’t really know why u just are
i have self depression