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My teacher.
A midget who is angry and is a middle-aged man, who teaches at a school for fuck-ups. Ugly, single, and flirts with the office ladies. Drives an ugly-ass Scion, and wears a pleather jacket that squeaks louder than the rats living in his walls.
Oh look here comes the non-Irish leprechaun, let's book it.
When a redhead puts his hairy balls in a gaping arsehole.
Jimmy-o the readhead met Oconor mcgreary and they decided to do something no-one has ever tried before. Three months after the irish mossbowl was completed, Oconor was pregnant with aids.
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Refers to Irish immigrants who, though living in shanties (shacks) would hold their airs and snobbishness. So called because they'd hang lace curtains in their tiny shacks.
My mom keeps the family silver in her double-wide, she's modern day lace-curtain Irish.
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Copiously vomiting in a vagina during cunnilingus after drinking Guinness for the entire night.
Damn bro, how'd you get that black eye?
I gave my girl an Irish Chiliburger after she insisted on watching Sex and the City.
Ah. Say no more, the bitch deserved it.
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slapping ur penis on the womens vagina
go give her an Irish pancake son
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“Shut up tall Irish man”said Edward angrily to Tristan the tall Irish man
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