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1)Masturbating while unemployed.
2)Actually moving pieces of wood around one's property.
Crap sorry bro this weekend was crazy and today Ive been outside working, a couple buddies came over and we were Moving Wood for hours.
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when 2 guys put there smelly armpits on each of another persons head and persists to rub it on that poor basturd. then after that the 2 pitters give each other a high five!
(the pit move, pitter.) Chris is a pothead with no friends, hes playing Halo so discretly.... come on pitter lets pit him. The 2 pitters then pit chris and he goes eww. Now all the pit juices are on his head and the pitters high five eachother with the incentive that they are in power.
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When you shove your hand up someone's ass or fondle their balls without their permission.
Jason walks up behind Bill and Max moves him. Bill doesn't know if he likes it or not and ends up getting married to Jason.
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A highly developed metaphor used to describe the act of consuming alcohol. Used as code during school hours when one wants to be secretive about performing this act. Sometimes includes the use of the dolly, or beer bong, a device designed for the faster movement of furniture. One can either move chairs, couches, or king sized beds when referring to the amount of furniture moved.
Tom was moving furniture last night, which resulted in his sore back this morning.
Bmac tried to move a king sized bed and got completely shiavoed.
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An unexpected action that you would never expect that yields an above average positive result. the term originates from glitches video game speed runners who use glitches to outmaneuver obstacles where as people find "real life glitches" to outmaneuver real life problems.
Dude 1:"Did you hear about the judge that got 30 years when the defendant said: No u"
Dude 2:"What a pro gamer move"
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A term used by a homosexual when they are urgently trying to get to a location in the fastest time possible.
Steve needed to get through the crowd, so he yelled "Move I'm Gay", which opened up the crowd as if they were the red sea.
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A bush that appears to be moving... Could be a ninja!
Person 1: Oh look a moving bush.
Peson 2: Nah its probably just a ninja.
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