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n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").
adj. Of the college bar variety.
This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.
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What you say when someone says they are Dave
*knock knock
Person 1: who is there
Person 2: Dave
Person 1: Dave's not here man
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Wendy's, as Dave, the owner and founder of Wendy's is dead.
Everyplace was closed, and I was hungry, but Dead Dave's Burgers are always open late.
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what you would refer to MEGADETH front man dave mustaine if he were a surfer
hey dude check out big wave dave surfing on his v guitar
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When someone acts like they know shit
Aw he was just acting like he knows shit. He's just pulling a Dave.
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When someone does something stupid or without thinking
Did you hear what Joe did?
No. What happened?
He did a classic Dave move, he destroyed his TV while he was gaming.
Dick Dave is a random guy at your child's school who organises parent meetings with all the mums. He is always extra friendly with the mums, he will lure you into the library office to "help him move some boxes" and then ravish you in his office with his dick. Dave is only around on Thursdays and will stop you in the hall at any chance he can get just to throw some Dave moves at you.
Me: Fine day Thursdays, you know why?
Stevie: Dick Dave Thursdays?
Me: Too right you are Stevie, too right you are.