italian job

when somebody puts there hand on a greasey pizza and proceeds to give a handjob with the now greased hand.

"this girl just dipped her hand on my pizza and proceeded to give me the best handjob ever. So EPIC!!"

"Dude, you just got an Italian Job. That is EPIC."

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Italian Sex

The Act of Having Sex During a Womans Period And acting like your penis is a spaghetti Noodle Getting sauced

I did italian sex with your mom last night Antonio

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Italian Job

When you shove an Italian sausage up your ass and jerk off with marinara sauce. (Can be done solo or with a partner.)

my girlfriend gives the best italian jobs.

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greasy italian

When one rubs menstrual blood all over the female/males back then ejaculates on the menstrual blood to simulate cheese. Then one takes small round thin turds for pepperoni. Then when your greasy Italian has been made you smack your penis on your partners back until it all lays flat. Then lick the greasy Italian and enjoy!

Man, you shoud've seen that greasy Italian i gave to your bitch last night.

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italian sexual

You feel a strong sexual attraction to Italians and are literally obsessed with Italian women or men

Me: hey I’m not bisexual I’m Italian sexual
Stranger: what does that mean?
Me: I love Italians, they are sooo hot and I’m just obsessed

Example: look at lady Gaga😩

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italian ponytail

usually seen in young girls. when they're hair is pulled back very far in a ponytail and is so greasy with hair gel, it resembles that of an italian mans.

olivia's hair is in an italian ponytail.

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italian job

when you get the gold or goods from a girl or girls who have to be or look italian

tom says" dude did you hook up with he girls from the other night"

andrew says" yeah man i totally got the italian job

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