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Most amazing couple in hollywood.
Have more going for them than anyone alive.
Talented, good-looking, intelligent, creative.
Will be more powerful than Brad and Angelina.
Everyone wants to be them.
"Do you know Justin and Ashley?"
"Um... yes, who doesn't?"
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To bang Justin like never before. Jabongga him. Do it hard.
I love Bangin Justin.
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A gay (fe)male pop singer who, though 17, has not hit puberty yet. Loved for his looks, until he cut his hair. Has a problem with repeating himself and saying "Never" many times, though he claims he will "never say never."
Justin Bieber: I will never say never....
Me: You just did. Twice.
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1.the meaning of all universal gayness.
2.the reason of all brest cancer
3.the cause of your parents divorce
4.the reason people commit suicide
Usher:justin bieber is makin me lose all my ladies
random guy:why?
Usher:because he's SO JUSTIN BIEBER!
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Justin is a medical condition in which excess body fat has accumulated to the extent that it may have an adverse effect on health, leading to reduced life expectancy and/or increased health problems.
To see videos of Justin Tookey dancing half naked,Cross dressing and more, please send me a email and I will send you a link to a website that tributes his fat.
If you hav'nt seen his hilarious videos yet search him up on YouTube!!!!
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A long hard shit that never goes away. Usually happens about every 30 minutes.
Friend: Dude, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Me: I had to take a Justin Bieber.
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With the demise of Ozobe and other shitty celeberties, comes Miley Cyrus and Jonas Brothers.
Now with this faggot, Jonas brothers and Miley Cyrus will die off really soon, which I, and other intelligent people would cheer and shout in victory only to grab our gun to blow our brains out knowing a new dirtbag arrived, and that is Justin Bieber.
His song "One Time" made me question my statement about how Jonas Brothers suck which also made me question that nothing is worse than Aqua/Ozone.
*Years ago*
Girl: OMFG! BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut.....the......fuck........up
*Years later*
Girl: OMFG! Justin Timberlake!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut...........the............fuck......up!
*years later*
Girl: OMFG! Hannah Montana is soooooooo pretty!
10 year old boy: She's SEXY!
Me: Must........resist...........genocide..........ugh........
*years later*
Girls: OMFG! NICK JONAS IS HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: He has Diabetes too :V
Girls: STFU!!!!!!! U JEALOZ CUZ HE IZ HAWT AND UR NAWT!!!!!!
Me: Like I want 10 year olds jacking off to me.
Girls: U A SINGLE VIRGIN LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Me: Oh, irony. Good thing my wife didn't give birth to a kid at this time......
*years later*
Girls: Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Fucking shitbag music spawns like horny jackrabbits with hormones in your food!
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