Jamie is a fat fucking simpleton who spends his free time eating, sleeping (very little), complaining about literally nothing and smoking copious amounts of marijuana that he bought with his universal credit money. Jamie will literally snort vape liquid up his nose because he bums off it that much.
Person 1: hey is that a simp?
Person 2) no it’s just Jamie the silly cunt!
minor. like a tiny sibling I would leave outside on someone elses door step and buy thenm back for 2 dollhairs and uno candy, he's so swag
he's also gay as hell he likes leon moaning in dbd a lot, A LOT.
Jamie is a under weight male. Also a poofta. James’ and Jamie’s don’t get along well.
“Oi jamie you’re a skinny poofta bastard”- Donks
Person who doesn’t know the difference between seismonic and Semisonic.
You don’t know that bands name? You’re such a Jamie!
An Epic Person of the Epic haha lol
Me: Jamie is that guy who is an epic person from epic haha lol
You: uhh ye haha lol
A smaller man, who shags any woman over the age of 70 years old, he removes the dust from down there like a true god
You know that jamie guy?
Yeah he fixed my nan up real good
Wow what a guy