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Not someone who should be within 50 miles of a school zone.
My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.
Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.
Jim fisher is the absolute definition of team work
Ah we jim fishered the crap outta that job.
There is no I team work... but there sure is a jim fucking fisher
The cult following of former NFL quarterback, Jim McMahon. Mostly referring to his tenure in Chicago.
Yeah man, I’m in the Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult. I love Jim and his big gay nazi cock!
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Jim Sim is a backend developer and a twitch streamer
Hey, you know that Jim Sim guy? no. Oh ok.
When you have a massive break in between eating meals but pretend you have a massive appetite.
Just seen Wes having-a-jim took him 4 hours to eat a large dominos.
Origin: Hebrew Meaning: The replacer
Jim is the short and sweet version of James, a name of timeless appeal, much like the not-so-short and sweet, Jim. Jim, when not building homes on remote islands surrounded by crocodiles, is whipping a veritable storm of quips and rib-tickling ideas.
Jim N builds things