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The Best Guitarist EVER in the world. if you think someone else is better he will come beat your ass cause thats how sweet he is. and i personally will be pissed so i will come to your body he had previously beat and lumberjack you in the face for your ignorance.
Jimmy Page got pissed so he killed the entire music genre of rap/emo/pop/other short 3 letter abbreviated music types. cause they suck. and his band Led Zeppelin pwns music.
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a long, slender metal tool used by locksmiths and thieves to undo locks
The thief slid a jimmy stick down the car's window and lifted the lock up.
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The act of gently massaging or furiosly rubbing the female clitoris. Usually used as a precursor to finger treats. Can be performed as a single act or with 1 or more partners also known as a jimmy jam jam but in such situation must be immediately followed by the finger treat for full effect. It is good practice to give the jimmy jam just before surprise sex
Paul couldn't get it up so he jimmy jam.
Ting enjoys the jimmy jam more the cock so she jimmy jams it every day.
Dan gave her the jimmy jam and then oops pound surprised her.
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The fastest fingers in the world.
Jimmy page has the fastest fingers in the world.
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One of the best singers/song writers of all time. Much better than the pop singers of today. Has the best concerts ever and it is all LIVE!
Jimmy Buffett is the best singer of all time and you're a crackhead to think otherwise.
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The use of multiple condoms to prevent STD and pregnancy against supersluts.
Steve: would you have sex with britney spears?
Jeremy: not without a jimmy jacket!
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