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premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given
Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.
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One who commands multiple offering of ejaculate in their mouth without spilling amy after sucking many cocks in succession
"What about that ho at the crack party?" "Dude she took 13 cocks and never spilled a drop, a total jizz wrangler!" "Man, that's my mom!"
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Jizz that lands on your keyboard due to unexpectedly explosive ejaculation.
Andy was masturbating furiously, he got carried away and this resulted in keyboard jizz.
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A used gentlemen's magazine, such as a playboy or hustler or other pornographic periodical.
called so because of its moistened nature from the male owner's over-excitement.
Dude, I went to Amazing and bought Tyler a jizz rag since he can't go there himself... the little creeper.
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a wad of tissue, a towel, or any other material that is wadded up and used to wipe up semen after one masturbates.
Dude, i didn't blow my nose with it. It's a jizz biscuit.
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The lowest form of fag imaginable. Not just a fag but a fag covered in jizz. It's pretty horrible if you think about it.
Yoh, you seen what your man was wearing? Homie looks like a straight up, Jizz Fag!
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