Panty Job

When a woman rubs her vulva (or butt) along a man's erect penis which is inside the panties she is wearing.

I wanted to have intercourse with her, but she said she would only give me a panty job; which was fine because I filled her panties with cum which got all over her crotch to the point she had to take them off.

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Palm Job

The palm job hits a women's G-spot inside her vagina with the middle & ring finger, her clitoris with the palm, and her bladder with the middle of the hand. (do it up & down FAST, & lubricate. also pinkie/ring finger is great for anus stimulation.) Done correctly this will make them squirt every time. Works great!!

Male: do you want to squirt?
female: yes, but I never have.
Male: well that's okay... I know a technique that works every time =))
female: what's the method called?
Male: ooo its the palm job babe.

1. gimme a palm job.
2. he gave a really good PJ last night... I squirted all over him.
3. My masturbation technique is the palm job... whats yours?

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Jap Job

To give a sexual service as a women to a male japanese person, can consist of head or handjob, but it does not apply to any sexual contact (pussy and cock).

Wow Jessica You are such a slut, you gave Peter (Japanese Male) a Jap Job (meaning head or handjob).

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Peach Job

A sexual act, making use of a freshly de-stoned peach as a substitute or precursor to actual intercourse. A more nutritious alternative to a handjob, and cheaper than flavored lube.

"I blew his mind, he'd never had a Peach Job before.."

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'Bow Job

When a girl puts your dick between her two elbows and rubs them together leading to you deriving pleasure from the angular and robust texture of the elbows. This is an especially ratchet form of sexual intimacy that is enjoyed by appallingly depraved individuals. Note: lesbians cannot give/receive 'bow jobs because two elbows don't fit in a vagina. The 'bow in an abbreviation of elbow and made so to make the term sound similar to "blow job."

Sammy: Hey Jimmy how'd your date with Tammy go?
Jimmy: Pretty sweet dude. I took her to the reservoir then she gave me a 'bow job behind the hardware store.
Sammy: Man I wish Ladasha would give me a 'bow job but she's saving her elbows for marriage.

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Cob Job

1.Services performed by somebody so bad that it has to be redone.
2. To receive something from somebody else that doesn't feel good.
Cousin to the nigger rig

1.That kid down the block did a real cob job mowing my front lawn yesterday.
2.By the look on his face, I bet he got the cob job from his boss today.

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steve job

The ritual of taking an apple, and while still in the palm of your hands, shove your arm up your partner's anus all the way up to the shoulders. Once reached as far as the arm can go, release the apple, and pull your hand back out. If done properly, the apple should be securely planted in the partner's stomach.
"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"

"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"

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