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One of the greatest people who ever has or ever will walk the face of this earth. He was a musician, a political activist, and an all around great guy. Born John Graham Mellor on August 21, 1952. Fronted one of the greatest bands of all time, The Clash. After their breakup, he went on to have a solo career and work in film. In 1999, he formed Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, a great band. He died on December 22, 2002, at the age of 50. It just goes to show, only the good die young. RIP.
RIP, Joe Strummer, you were and still are awesome.
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Singer/ Guitarist from the clash. jeez, why hasnt this already been posted?
THE CLASH - One of the best bands in time.
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An amazing jazz guitarist with over 90 albums to his name, who his shamely under appreciated. He passed away on May 23rd,1994.
Me:Who's your favorite guitar player?
Idiot:Slash! He's amazing!!
Me:Fuck that clown, Joe Pass could whoop his ass!
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When one takes their purple-headed love warrior and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes for their lover to lick off.
(See also The Loaded Idaho Joe)
Damn...If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I would have given her The Idaho Joe. Pass me the mashed potatoes.
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A Scottish term used to describe the state of a person after heavy consumption of alcohol, drugs or both.
Taken from the Ramsey Street character Joe Mangle in the Australian soap opera Neighbours.
Sir Sean Connery: So, did you end up going out last night?
Clubber: Too right I did! I ended up in The Arches and I was pure Joe Mangled! What a night!
Sir Sean Connery: You are the reason I don't live in Scotland.
Clubber: Really? Well double o this ya cunt! *headbuts Sir Sean*
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When you make plans with one person, only to cancel if something better comes up.
I was supposed to go to the beach with Henry, but I joe lammed him and went to the beach with Suzy instead.
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The FINEST man to ever exist. Way to hot to handle if you ask me.
“Do you know Joe Keery?
“YES, he’s so hot.”
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