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The act of having sex with a virgin or a girl who is on her period and when you are about to ejaculate pull out and titty-fuck the individual so the blood from her vagina gets on her tits and then ejaculate on her face.
Bill: Dude I totally pulled off the Bleezy Johnson last night!!! She wasnt too happy about it though she had to take a shower after.
Jim: I bet dude she was already on her period and then you get her own period blood on her?! Gross dude!
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Hawaiian singer, as well as surf movie director, ex-pro surfer for Quiksilver, and a marijuana smoker <-(not known by many), famous for his acoustic guitar skills, singing voice, and mellow mood songs. You can listen to him while in any mood and he does not have any homosexual roots like some other definers on this site think. He is a great American musician and influences many modern bands.
Jack Johnson smokes weed and his music is fucking amazing.
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a pan africanist who will one day open up a mental hospital for coons
Black man: I love white women
Person 2: Be careful before Umar Johnson puts you in his hospital
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A basketball player who tore it up at Syracuse, won Big East Player of the Year and is set to make some noise in the NBA. Plays the 2 or the 3, has a sweet J, can jump out of the gym and crashes the boards on both ends. He also smiles a lot and looks like John Legend.
Wesley Johnson with put back jam!
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A modern beach hippie musician influenced by Ben Harper and Phish. All chill kids who know how to smoke and have fun love to listen to jack johnson
"let's have a party on friday"
"you bring the dank and mellow"
"ok, I'll bring my Jack Johnson CD"
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A amazing Developer who creates the most amazing apps and is really changing
Did you see that app
Yeah Harry Johnson made it
Yeah it's pretty amazing
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A term used to describe a guy that has trouble with boundaries and is socially inept. A Creepy Johnson is one step away from FULL-ON-STALKER.
Ex. 1:
I was dancing with my friends on the dance floor and some Creepy Johnson came up and started grinding on me!
Ex. 2:
While I was in the elevator today, this Creepy Johnson was trying to smell my hair!!!!
Ex. 3:
Girlfriend(1) "What is your co-worker like?"
Girlfriend(2) "I don't know, he sorta gives me the Creepy Johnson vibe."
Girlfriend(1) "Why?"
Girlfriend(2) "He insists on calling me a goddess, he texted me 50 times a day, sends me thousands of e-mails, and has to be with me 24/7. Oh and he wears speedos."
Girlfriend(1) "Wow, that is so CREEPY JOHNSON."
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