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When someone goes Jonas they are depressed but can’t show it because they know no one cares or ever will
The term comes from Norway when a boy named Jonas experienced this very thing
He is so sad I think he’s going Jonas
Someone really scared to spend money on the luxuries in life and continuously settling for less. Some would say he’s tighter than a nuns arse!
Nenos jona- Wow look at that hotel, that’s amazing I would love to stay there
Friend- dont be such a nenos dude that place is a shithole
Jonas G. is a person with a very beautiful smile. He likes the same music and is very talented (he can draw very beautifully). Jonas is a person you can always have fun with. He was there for me when I was at my worst. He listened to me while I cried in the middle of the night when he actually should sleep instead of having a video call with me and made me smile again. In latin lessons it was always fun to translate the texts with him and I enjoyed every single minute with him because I have never laughed with someone that much before in my life. Jonas has brown eyes and is very tall. He´s such a positive and powerful person. I always enjoy talking to him and somehow, he´s the first person I always wanna tell about the latest gossip in my life. He was never a person who judged me for something… neither my bad English nor my ridiculous problems. I am so thankful that he is such a kind and cool person with good intentions only so I just wanted to tell you: thank you Jonas for being who you are and I am happy to have you in my life. And you are actually the nicest guy that I know, don´t forget that. Thank you for supporting me doesn´t matter with what. Thank you for telling me that you are happy too when I told you in a voice message that I realized that I just need myself to be happy. I absolutely LOVE that I can cry with you and I don´t feel weak but understood. Thank you for every minute you gave to me. I think that´s enough now.
Person 1: "Who´s the nicest person you know?"
Person 2: "Mhm let me guess... I think it´s Jonas G.! He´s an amazing guy!"
Average teen with a massive shlong that he uses like a lasso and grappling hook
Man, he’s such a Jonas Hibbs, have you seen his shlong
person 1: can i suck your wee
Jonas Gundersen Nordahl : only if i can suck yours
the legend himself, Jonas is a common lithuanian name, the J being pronounced like Y, Akordijonas is lithuanian for accordian, it rhymes, he is a legendary musician who deserves mass amounts of respects but gets none.
"Bro you are so good at minecraft, you are to minecraft what Jonas Akordijonas is to music as an art form"
Jonas Mester is a glorious turnip and drug selling lovely boy. He is also described as the messias of Lithuania
Omg here is the great jonas Mester!