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Jona

That bitch fine af knows how such. She really dumb and hot thats why everyone wants her exept that one guy she obsessed but atleast she got hoes

Jona is dumbasshoe

by User280601 November 20, 2021


Jonas

A very intelligent person, probably one of the smartest persons on earth.

He's got a huge cock - 2 meters

OH damn, you are Jonas!

by HugeAutism March 21, 2017


Jonas chat

you are supposed to text holger and ignore him next day for no reason.

I just got Jonas chatted.

by xxxjonxxxx March 9, 2021


Jonas G.

Jonas G. is a person with a very beautiful smile. He likes the same music and is very talented (he can draw very beautifully). Jonas is a person you can always have fun with. He was there for me when I was at my worst. He listened to me while I cried in the middle of the night when he actually should sleep instead of having a video call with me and made me smile again. In latin lessons it was always fun to translate the texts with him and I enjoyed every single minute with him because I have never laughed with someone that much before in my life. Jonas has brown eyes and is very tall. He´s such a positive and powerful person. I always enjoy talking to him and somehow, he´s the first person I always wanna tell about the latest gossip in my life. He was never a person who judged me for something… neither my bad English nor my ridiculous problems. I am so thankful that he is such a kind and cool person with good intentions only so I just wanted to tell you: thank you Jonas for being who you are and I am happy to have you in my life. And you are actually the nicest guy that I know, don´t forget that. Thank you for supporting me doesn´t matter with what. Thank you for telling me that you are happy too when I told you in a voice message that I realized that I just need myself to be happy. I absolutely LOVE that I can cry with you and I don´t feel weak but understood. Thank you for every minute you gave to me. I think that´s enough now.

Person 1: "Who´s the nicest person you know?"

Person 2: "Mhm let me guess... I think it´s Jonas G.! He´s an amazing guy!"

by the stranger you will recogniz January 25, 2022


Jonas Hibbs

Average teen with a massive shlong that he uses like a lasso and grappling hook

Man, he’s such a Jonas Hibbs, have you seen his shlong

by WhiteVanCandyMan March 21, 2023


Jonas Gundersen Nordahl

Fat slob

person 1: can i suck your wee
Jonas Gundersen Nordahl : only if i can suck yours

by bernardgamer October 4, 2022


Nenos jona

Someone really scared to spend money on the luxuries in life and continuously settling for less. Some would say he’s tighter than a nuns arse!

Nenos jona- Wow look at that hotel, that’s amazing I would love to stay there

Friend- dont be such a nenos dude that place is a shithole

by The jonas May 12, 2020