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jon david covert

Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...

Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.

by definerlolz November 24, 2013


Jon Cryer

American actor. Mostly famous for playing Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men.

Jon Cryer is the perfect potrayal of alan

by superbobble.com April 13, 2017


Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.

Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.

by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012


ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON

THIS IS A DROP OUT OF THIRD GEAR THIRD LETTER in two names for the sake of proving FUTURE TELEPAYHY PREDICTION and coinciding of FUTURE BERNUE TAUPIN prediction.

Dropping at RANDOM PEPPER from SUNNYVALE shows ALAN I WALDMAN is long time property of SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI who is ANAL ALAN

under horrible BURNIBG but later it shows otherwise.

A lifted TRADEMARK BRAND REAL 2, REEL SO FALL AIWA

On the radio right now in the TESLA is DAN DARE singing about URBAN DICTIONARY.PILOT OF THE FUTURE as ELON ELtON REeVE HErCULES MUsK JOhN as shown gives REVING up the engine ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON AS pretty interesting as listen to SALLY SAYIN SOMETHING on KAMA SUTRA YELLOW LABEL RED TRACING BILLY HARNER

Yes, this is exactly Android Andy RUBIN. who is real ANAL ALAN whole time through and reason goes because ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON is the KUMON KOREAN founder of that SHIT or near SHIT because ANDROID ANDY RUBIN is ANAL ALAN because it yields DROIDAL ANRUBINLA = IN RUB ALAN PEDOPHILE JEWISH HOM LOO SEXUAL where ANDY RUBIN forms the SEX RING to be ANAL ALAN qualified

AIWA ,FOIL tops ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON as FIRST OUTER INNER LAST the name is tead ALL AROUND INSIDE WATSON = ANAL ALAN INTERNET WANTON PORNO AT coming from that GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY as PRESIDENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP best ever you became say that 45 RPM REAL PRESIDENT MOMENTUM ...JAMES JOSEPH MURREN MGM THINK TANK INSTILLED as SUNDER has been at that MARTA TRANSIT UNIVERSITY LAS VEGAS.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 19, 2022


Jon Dretto

Alternate definition or synonym for douchebag.

That guy in the Telsa is driving like a total Jon Dretto - he keeps cutting everyone off.

by FrankieSanz June 17, 2022


pulling a Jon

Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans

He was going to go to a bar to meet his date but he ended up pulling a Jon and slept through it.

by jondoee August 14, 2022


Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.

"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"

by gato perdido January 9, 2006