Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston
Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van
Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald
Puerto Rican in his early 30s heavily tatted and probably sleeps on his motorcycle shaped bed naked just bearing his Gold Chain.
The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.
He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.
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