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When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.
Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"
Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."
Larry: "A what now?"
When solicitors don’t knock on doors, but instead pin houses from the speedway parking lot in the car, giving the impression that they are actually knocking doors
Bro Josh Josh and Pablo were clearly just ghost knocking. No wonder they bageled.
the act of when a man farts on a girls boobs
I was fart knocking her last night.
To masturbate furiously in the morning.
Paul was caught knocking the milkman out by his wife yesterday.
when you're all finished dressing and putting your shoes on and you just barely open the front door to leave before feeling the familiar subtle burn on the inside of your anus signifying the soul destroying shit that has arrived
sorry man I was litterally out the front door then I felt "Death's knock"
Tommy knocking is the act of knocking on somebody's window, to see if anyone's home and proceeding to rob the place if it appears vacant.
"We almost got caught up Tommy Knocking today."
Aye bro is that your girl, yea bro that’s her. Oh, last week she got knocked off the screen