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"He who fucks your sister" or "He who fucks my sister"
"This is John, my brother-in-law."
"You mean 'he who fucks your sister'?"
After the late Matthew Dutkiewicz, "Duck Law" is anything one may say at random times that has got to be (by popular decision) an utter lie and made up fictional subject to convey a point that is so untrue it has got to be true. Hence it is "Duck Law". "Duck Law" only works through persistent argument.
Matt: I'm ganna get a 5 dollar scratch-off, you ALWAYS win money off those
Leland: What? No you don't
Matt: Ya you do, all the time, it never fails bro
Leland: Your not ganna win!
Brendan: Don't argue with him.. He's pulling some sort of "Duck Law" here
A daughter-in-law is the woman your son is married to, she can be a sweet loving young woman who you are proud to admit to your family or she could be the evil witch you wish you could pour water over and she instantly disappears
My oldest son's wife is my ideal daughter-in-law
My 2nd sons wife is the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz pass me the bucket of water
It's been raining all month, but lookie here! The skies have cleared up just in time for our camping trip! Must be Burphie's law!
If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.
I wish she would just stop. We are well into Barbara’s Law at this point
The phenomena named after a young woman who can't make sense of her actions, the law describes anything that doesn't make sense.
"dude why is my wifi lagging it worked literally 5 min ago"
"Jill's law man"
"Ah you right"
A method of appraisal in Pokemon GO where playing GBL is not necessary for success. If your screenshots are not built, your pokemon does not exist.
Lapras' Law
"I hatched this today im pretty hype about, definately will evolve and XL it for pvp and stuff"
"Would XL Togekiss still do good in open ML or is it better in the non XL league these days"
"My best shadow mamo yet, im hoping Johto tour can help me finish getting XLs for it"
"Should i use a 14 14 15 shadow machamp in XL ML"
"Would a regular hundo XL Hippowdon do okay in Master League XL, been debating maxing my hundo since i have the XLs for it, use it for pvp and maybe gyms randomly"