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CHILLI LICK:
The chilli lick is a physical act involving the males tongue and the females vaginal region.
The male, on purpose, eats chilli to increase the heat exerted on his tongue.
He does not inform his slutty whore of a girlfriend as he would rather ambush the dirty fucker in a small confined room and lick the shit out of her loose wet vaj, though whilst doing so making her innocent cunt go so fucking hot that she would rather eat goats cock and be fisted by an asian nun whilst playing in traffic with her legs tied together.
The chilli will remain hot on her cunt for quite a while, so while she screams 'fuck me im a slut my cunt is hot' just sit there masterbating laughing at her, many would also video this for shits n gigs, which could later be posted on youtube, or redtube.
Therefore the chilli lick may seem unharmful through merely reading the name, though in reality it is a violent act completed by the male to aim at inflicting as much heat onto a females vaginal area, focusing primarily, though not exclusively on her clitoris or vaginal wall.
Hey there can i have the worlds hottest chill please because later im going to chilli lick the fuck out of my slutty girlfriend and watch her run in circles screaming pouring what she perceives to be water in her eye to relieve the pain, but what she wont no is that i have actually swapped the water for vodka and so the dumb bitch will be in even more pain and now she wont even be able to fucking see so i will laugh even harder
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To hit someone's cigar, joint, ciggarette, blunt, or pipe; usually a cigar or cigarillo.
That smells fine! Let me lick that pussy, man.
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When holding 6/9 in your hand while playing texas holdem.
I played Big Lick only because it was suited.
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When you pound and twirl your finger within your sphincter and draw feces from the rectum and sensually feed it to your sexual partner
Shavonda pleaded to Toni, the token caucasian male, "Would you delight me in Licking the beater?" Toni replied "bitch you be a crazy nigger but i've been in need of rectal stimulation."
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Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotica.
Guy 1: Do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: Yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic
Guy 1: No no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic like a normal person
Guy 2: Oh okay, then no
ear licking
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Licking or putting change in your mouth and you have no fucking idea what you are doing.
John got aids cuz he found a quarter on the subway floor and started quarter licking it.
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When you get tickets to an event and they are the worst tickets you can get
Getting tickets for a football game and the tickets end up being at the back of the stadium, closest to the roof... therefore your licking the roof: this also includes any other shitty seats.
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