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A godly song made by the godly Mitski.
Mitski Lover: Hey u know mitskis song Liquid smooth?
Hater: Ew
Mitski lover: We are not friends anymore
NOUN:
A smooth streamlined, fast car.
EXPLANATION:
When a highway becomes a neon street, the cars are moving fast! A car, when parked, that is so fab and tricked, is like one on a highway, but since its not moving, its called liquid.
Liquid neon.
ETIMOLOGY:
A neon street is a moderately busy highway at night. The cars go so fast, its like a big white or red neon light (especially in slow cameras).
That Mazda RX-8 has features like a Scion! It is liquid neon!
The only name for semen that properly acknowledges its connection to God
Noah: Dear lord, please allow liquid life to flow like the flood buoying this ark or else we are all going extinct
after sex the guy takes the condom and holds it by the nipple and swings around so the cum flies in a slingshot like manner (15km) it spatter in the partners face like the poop of a budgie
She got a liquid budgie after i railed her.
You are in jail and the guards give you a contender of liquid to shower with and you go have a shower and the soap falls and you scramble to pick it up quick but can't and then its already to late you are in a train
I can't believe he's using liquid soap in the shower if the guys see this he will be a part of a liquid soap rock star if he's not careful.
Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.
She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.
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The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.