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douche·bag·lunch (DOOSH’bag lunch) n. A brown bag lunch arranged by one’s superior at work, in which all are forced to surrender their lunch hours in order to attend what amounts to a work meeting. Perhaps even more appalling, lunch is not provided.
“What the fuck! El Capitan just took it upon himself to call a douche-bag lunch. Hijack my lunch hour and you best be bringing the Blimpie, beotch.”
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Being murdered while seeking peace.
Two Jewish Israeli peacenik businessmen went to Lunch in Tul Karem in Samaria of the so-called Palestinian Authority with their friends–two Palestinian restauraters, who who were “peace activists” and “moderate” Muslims, who only wanted to make nice with the Jews.
The two Israeli Jews told all of their friends about their “peace mission” with these two non-violent Palestinian specimens of humanity. Not long after they reached the Tul Karem restaurant, the two Israeli men were found bloody, slaughtered dead, and dismembered at their peace-loving Muslim Palestinian friends’ restaurant in Tul Karem, at the hands of their two “moderate” Muslim friends. No word on whether the Jews got to eat a digestible meal before their halal lunch of steel blades.
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A Blue Collar Worker that takes his lunch to work every day.
I'm going for a white collar worker not another Johnnie Lunch Bucket
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The "receiver" lies flat on their back with their face covered in saran-wrap. The "giver" chrouches and defecates upon the saran-wrap clad face. Bliss then ensues. Dubbed vegetarian because no "beef" is consumed. Hot lunch needs no explanation. Often seen in conjunction with the "Cleveland Steamer."
Jeff Goldbloom was on a diet, so he had a vegetarian hot lunch.
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An ice cold can or bottle of beer. It can be used together with weezy, which can be anything, as in, "Grab me a hot lunch out of that weezy."
Hey yo this lunch is so hot, ima drink me a few...yo lynch pick me up a weezy of hot lunch!
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Someone in a business suit storms in your front door, throws you to the floor. Squats over your face, shits in your mouth and leaves hastily.
Similar to the Hot Lunch but designed for a person with a tight schedule.
(Jim): I will be there in the minutes, I just gotta give my girlfriend a New York Lunch!
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gape a womans asshole big enough to fit your balls into her rectum, then pull them out and insert in her mouth
last night a fucked sally with a baseball bat and gave her a sacramento sack lunch cuz the bitch wouldnt shut up
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