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To masterbate, crack one off, perform fist rape, date the first mate, bash the bishop, yank the plank, shake hands with the unemployed, pull a pint on the love pump attend a menage a mois and, most pertinantly, to spank the monkey.
Mary Chipperfield owns a circus and got in trouble a few years back for physically reprimanding a primate in her care.
Hot damn boy! That be good monodextrous literature! I'm off for a quick Mary Chipperfield - wheres my jizz rag?
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This is a fetish which involves individuals licking the sweat out of others' armpits. Participants usually engage in physically demanding sex before having a sweaty mary. It is uncommon for a female to do this to another female. If a male is getting a sweaty mary done to him and he is skinny, he may hold his body in a position to force his armpits into a bowl shape.
Girl 1: Your semen tastes funny, I want a sweaty mary
Guy 1: Im really sweaty so you can give it to me.
Guy 2: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 3: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 4: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 5: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Girl 2: Tasty!
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when a grupe of men all stand in a circle masterbating onto a marie biscuits and the last person to ejaculate has to eat the "soggy marie"
"lets all go play soggy marie"
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during the act of being t-bagged, the person being t-bagged bites the scrotum off the t-bagger leaving a bloody mess.
Nunes pulled a mary's balls on taylor while he was getting t-bagged.
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A vodka-based beverage invented by alcoholics to validate drinking in the morning.
Wow, dad got really drunk again last night. Good to see he's only having a few Bloody Marys this morning.
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a slang term for marujuana.
other variations...
mary j
mary jane
mary jee
mary juana
mary jay
Im in need of some mary joanna
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An end-of-the-night maneuver in a last ditch effort to get laid; usually marked by desperation and a high percent likelihood of failure.
Bar close after a long night of flirting and heavy grinding...
Girl: "I'm headed home now."
Boy: "I can't help but think I should be going with you." Hail Mary
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
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Brando really threw a hail mary the other night when he whipped out his penis at last call.
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