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Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan is an American saint of the Freeventist religion, originally a soldier who in the heat of battle divided his cloak in front of a nun and many of the heathen warriors who were charging against him to reveal his tiny dagger, it is said that Bo Sinn appeared to bestow the power of seven days free upon his dagger, and ever since that day he pledged his life to the Freeventist faith, never to speak to a fronthole again.
Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan gave me seven days free, I must spread this salvation to all my fellow bowlthren!
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A man who fought for many rights. A perfect human. He was, and still is loved and missed by many. He wrote the famous "I have a dream" speech. He was shot by a terrible, racist man.
Rip Martin Luther King Jr.
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Aston martin Lagonda LTD made the aston martin lagonda car.
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Yo who is your role model
It’s Martin Luther king he a inspirational nigga
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American fantasy novel writer. Best known for the ASOIAF series. He loves killing children, raping mothers, beheading fathers, swords, dragons, dire wolves, thrones and many more things like this in his books. He lives in New Mexico, Santa Fe.
person1: Did you read ASOIAF series?
person2: The one who george r r martin wrote, huh?
In the alternate universe of YEET, These are the two greatest directors on planet EAyeetRTH
Yeetmaster 5000: Woah, Yeetseph, what movies do you like better, YeetFellas or YeetTreck
Yeetseph: I honestly don't know, JJ Yeetbrams and Martin Scoryeetse are my two favorite directors of all time
Yeetmaster 5000: Yeet, yeet, I totally Yeet you on that
Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.
That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.
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