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Similar to 7Paul but in the form of an omnipotent being. Accepts all and controls Penguins. Has never been seen without his shades and is believed that those are the source of his power.
"Man, is that 7Paul?"
"Naw man, he's way too cool to be 7Paul, he must be a Penguin Master!"
"Man, his aura hurts my eyes when I look directly at him."
"Yeah, don't do that, you could go blind."
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Playing Halo, getting a blowjob, while smoking a blunt.
Dude, last night my girlfriend surprised me with a Master Chief.
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When you're banging your girl bare back, while she's eating an apple, you pull out and lather her back with your natural sauce.
Guy 1: How was your night last night?
Guy 2: Great, I became a real Pit Master.
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Someone who is pro and can rub off any blemish that May be on his fishing rob and when he pulls back he pulls out a nice juicy fish.
Jim: joe you are one heck of a master baiter!
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Often shortened to "burger," this term is used for diarrhea that is either extremely explosive or significantly intense for some other reason.
"Did you enjoy the goat cheese she brought over?"
"Yeah, but it totally gave me burger."
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"Last night was so embarrassing. I was over at my in-laws and I had burger master SO BAD, but I was afraid to use their bathroom cause I knew it would smell for hours."
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a man who is constantly layin' pipe. This man does not discriminate against who he serves. He bones all women, fat, skinny, ugly, hot, black, white, doesnt matter as long as hes layin pipe one way or another. a Master Piper is like the highest belt degree in martial arts. It takes focus, determination, discipline, and a clear conscience to become one. Once achieved, all will bow down.
Hey, see that dude at the end of the bar? Yeah, why? His names Bart, he's a legend. The dude takes home a new chick every single night, and that makes him the MASTER PIPER around here.
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A game developed in the late 19th century to separate the men from the boys; the wheat from the chaff. A group of virile youths compete in a large manor - the object of the competition is too jerk off (to completion) in every room in the house (hallways and closets excluded). Participants MUST maintain eye contact with each other during each masturbatory round. The winner is exempt from being called faggot ever again. The losers are just fucking gay.
Dan broke eye contact with Blake during the final stretch of the Master of the House World Cup, thereby disqualifying the faggot.
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