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The act of fingering your date/spouse/tinder victim’s anus and sniffing your finger directly after.
Aaron : hey man how was your date last night?
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..
someone who spends far to long on their hair and worried about what they look like to much, sometimes described as metrosexual, they are the downfall of old school men
hey look at them lads, blatent matt-lynch's
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a pretty cool guy; really likes girls; willing to fight any one or thing; always has a really big cock; he's a pimp daddy
1. Matt: take ur clothes off
Girl: ok
Matt: Give me head
Girl: SURE!!
2. YEAH!!!!!
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A Matt his is when a person (preferably redheaded) inhales the stale, foul tasting smoke from the ash left over in a bowl of marijuana. Commonly refered to as a cashed bowl, the matt hit is a desperate attempt to get one last hit, frequently causing ash to enter your mouth if your unfortunate enough to not have a screen.
"You want the Matt hit?"
"No thanks, it tastes nasty."
"Sure?"
"Yeah, I don't want to burn my throat."
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The best flatlander in the world in my opinion. Has won two year end Champion titles, 3 X-games medals, Fox's "30 seconds to fame" $25,000 grand prize, Silver medal in the World Championship, and many more awards. he made a dvd called "ground rules." His tricks include spinning on front and back wheels, scuffing, and of course his Signature "No-Handed Time Machine."
i bought this dvd called ground rules made by matt wilhelm and now i can do a tailwhip on my bike.
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Matt The Robloxian Is a robloxian of the name called Roblox he has a Game jolt account to
Matt The Robloxian Is a robloxian of the name called Roblox he has a Game jolt account to yes
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