touch me

A phrase in which grabs the attention of an innocent civilian, and directs that person to touch you, in a sexual or completely safe and g-rated way!!

1. As the hottest girl in school walked past me in the hall, and said "hi", all I could say in response was "TOUCH ME".

It's not you it's me

A nice way 2 dump a boyfriend/girlfriend. Actually means It's not me it's you.

Look honey it's not you it's me.I don't wish to continue this relationship.

for me to poop on

Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.

Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!

Match Me

1. For a friend to get a discussed amount of ganja and match it to the same amount as a friend and then do things of low moral(as in, no 4:20? No love)

Stoner 1:"Hey, dude! Wanna match me four grams?"
Stoner 2:"You got four grams? Sure man, I have four grams too."
And then commence the pot smoking:D

eat me

1. Oral sex
2. An angry exclamation

1. I told my girlfriend to eat me because, for some stupid-ass reason, I don't like getting blown.
2. Old woman: Don't you dare curse at me boy!
Young guy: Eat me, you stupid old cunt!

get @ me

Top this, try to get at my level, I am superior try and become me.

You just got a 100 on a test, your friend got a 92. You say: get @ me im the king, your friend is now angry and wants to be you.

yay me

an interjection that you use when you have something good to you

from London Tipton (Branda Song) in the Suite Life of Zack and Cody

cody : i can help you
london : yay me!!