THESENFUCKING 5 YESR OLDS SPEND 400 DOLLARS ON A FUCKING VRNHEADSET JUST TOMPLAY A GAME THAT IS ABSED AROUND FUCKING FORILLASS
Stop becoming a mini game children fucks
When a man who can only produce small amounts of cum, nuts all over a girls face.
Ooh baby you ready for this mini facial?
Generally slow and chubby, useless at everything he does, except eat. Has the worst luck ever and has never scored a goal in football. Usually found sitting down and eating. Despite this he is however loved by most, and finds himself at the centre of everything.
How has mini nugget missed again, it was an open goal!
mini myr is the best dawg. I don’t know any other mini like her. aha broski.
omg, I love mini myr. She’s my favourite person ever.
A choice of 3
Which should I take of the three Ini mini mini mo
The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.
girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!
A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.
Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.