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mud flower

the stinky hole that they call your ass

I tipped her over and stuffed it in her mud flower.

by F.A. November 16, 2003

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Mud eater

Derogatory term for an extremely biggoted person from the South, who acts in a condescending or even threatening way towards anyone not of Anglo-Saxon, Anglo-Celtic ancestry.

Word often used by Blacks, who have the misfortune of running into someone who is biggoted.

The term originates from the practice in some Southern states of eating kaolin, a kind of clay which is said to ease digestion.

Did you hear that mud eater? Couldn't stop talking about how the Mexicans were stealing his job. Did you hear what he called Thomas? The nerve of that asshole!

by Alan May 9, 2004

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Mud Flaps

noun. From the latin phrase mudicus flappinus; when a female gets feces caked on her floppy meat wings after several bouts of alternating anal, followed by vaginal, intercourse.

She had some serious mud flaps after our two stroke piston pump.

by Trucker09 June 9, 2010

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mud butt

Mud Butt: when shit basically drops out of your ass as soon as you hit the toilet. a muddy consistency, extremely wet shit and/or thick diahrea

a good example would be to eat 5 beef and bean burritos W/LOTS OF HOT SAUCE from taco bell or any generic texmex restuarant. Another example is the bag of fecies in the "mud butt" episode of The Chapelle Show

by stu lanely April 5, 2006

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mud monkey

the smallest version of a poop gingerly pinched off between the ass cheeks

DAMNIT! You don't pinch off a mud monkey in the urinal.

by All the other names are taken October 31, 2010

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Mud Puppy

When a girl does anal and she shits on your dick and then she sucks it off

Bro my girl gave me the nastiest Mud Puppy that was the sloppiest thing I've ever seen

by Domtheslaher April 9, 2017

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Mud-raker

1!)One who interminably rises to all inevitable occasions(situations, whether unique to similar, deeming or seeming historically reoccurring and prone to this individual) while wholeheartingly disregarding all risks with a headstrong(fuck you) approach to excrement-showerings(when shit hits the fan continuously- and then some) and impossible obstacles. Solely, significantly and solemnly to seek, potentially obtain, Truth: believed to be the only means of survival and source of value.
2)(simpler yet degraded) Never give-up: Never surrender... Never back down-- 'let's do this'-- 'Step up'--'fuck it, I'm down for what eva'' (b) Never looking down even in the darkest of times; with an extreme contrary to the usual responses of difficulties-- as the level of difficulty increases so dose the sense of relaxation, confidence and yet eagerness to pull-threw

Lettering, littering…. It’s got me twisting

Here’s a proposal-- but what’s it to You?
You got the world in Yo Hands, though, please hea’ me through…

• I shot* my mind by aiming at the moon: it gravitated back down within me, pierced the skull to embed my brain… inertly burning beyond curing its’ inadvertent luring: reason
• Once-flooded heart-- now dried to the core-- give me another ‘n’ all do it all the more
• I got back up and shot* again-- this time aiming straight out: at a target about 90 degrees south… it sparked* and no sooner backfired: blinding all; including my third eye
• Wrung this heart for all it’s worth: milked its’ blood, now drunk with pure sorrow... and why?
Trudged through a body with limits broken: all known by only men… Mud-raker

This Spirit’s all what’s left… deal me in Lord: Let’s ante-up!

*shot: burnt, destroyed/ (double meaning with) attempt
*shot: attempt
*sparked: hope

Believed to have originated in Vietnam; describing the reporters who risked their lives at all coasts just to obtain the truth and bring it back home to America. Keep in mind the key term as Mud-raker was potentially developed based upon the principal that many troops were forced in these circumstances(in no way am I demeaning their struggle or loyalty) though the reporters choose to trudge threw these situations which included marching in knee-to-waist deep mud(with the constant rain) and an some areas: feces—yeah, knee to waist deep excrement. This obviously caused many infections, deaths, diseases and sufferings of all kinds… there were recordings of troops drowning in shit because a motor-rounds landing near by and creating a huge creator which instantly sucked all those who were near by in and too deep in shit to be pulled out.

by S.W.K. aka: wafflez1697 July 31, 2008

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