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an asdf muffin that wants to "die"
Hey look there its suicidal muffin!
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A group of boys form a circle around a muffin. They each jack off until, the last one to get off has to eat the muffin cum and all.
Joe H. invites a rowdy bunch comrades over for a thrilling game of Nutta Muffin. Each boy proceeds to thoroughly pleasure themselves until they ejaculate all of over the muffin. Joe unfortunately, is too slow. He ejaculates last and therefore, must eat the man frosted muffin.
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A man who is very handsome so you have to assume he may get sexual with many ladies and therefore may have an STD.STD is still pronounced stud, just spelled without the letter u.
Girl look at his fine ass,ain he just a STD muffin.
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A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.
Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.
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guy 1: eww gross whos that she has bob acne
guy 2:oh thats ashley shes a quail muffin
guy 1: ew get her away!
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Noun:
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.
2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.
Examples:
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".
2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.
3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.
4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".
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A large man who makes his living peddling muffins on the streets. Usually a cute or silly man whom you share an emotional connection with.
You see that muffin peddler? Man, I love him.
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