A laggy noob is a roblox player that teleports, lags, and doesn’t know how to plays a game.
Laggy noob: *teleports
Actual player: HEY STOP BEING A LAGGY NOOB
Usually to be toxic online, one might say "hecking noob!" To either joke around or couse a fight with other 9 year olds. This term is mainly used in the roblox community and/or minecraft. By conclusion when someone online says "hecking noob!" the best responses would be "ur mom" or "no u". This will couse the toxic players defeat and you win.... or you can just call them "fat".
Toxic player: you hecking noob!!
You: fat.
Toxic player: (commits not exist)
You: win.
What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.
*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"
"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click
Really good and amazing. If someone calls you noob sauce, it is a compliment to you.
Person 1: Yo he’s so noob sauce
Person 2: IKR! He’s so good
Person 3: thank
Another name for a grenade launcher. Called a 'noob tube' because in video games it takes a little or no skill to get kills with and the grenade launcher is shaped as a tube. People get pissed off everytime they get killed with it.
Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*
noob tube
call of duty
battlefield
noobs
m203
grenade launcher
noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.
The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.