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A day of pimping. Each year NPD falls on the Saturday of the NFL draft. Originated in April of 2006, this annual holiday was created in order to celebrate the pimpness of a group of friends. NPD is comparable to a bachelor party, but instead of only occuring once, occurs annually. Historically, the day has begun with 18 holes of golf. All pimps then meet up at a house to watch the draft, where in addition to waching the draft, pimps partcipate in other pimptivities such as drinking,grilling, and video games. After the draft, pimping will continue at a bar/club of choice. The worst case scenario of NPD is that each pimp brings back two babies to smash.
I can't wait until National Pimp Day (NPD). I haven't pimped with you guys in awhile.
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A day for the all emos to congregate together for a mass non-celbration, and general whine about life.
Celebrated on the 19th of December.
"oh my god... My life is like, so totally HARD."
"yeah me too... I hate my life, like SO much"
"hey, you know what we should do?"
"what"
"go to national EMO day"
"omg yeaaaah!!
I mean, like. Okay, Whatever, man."
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National Poop Day is a day where you and your friends have to poop at least 3-5 times in one day. If not then you have failed poop day and you and your friends (whoever failed) has to stick their whole middle finger up their own butthole.
“Yo man did you know today’s national poop day?!”
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A day when all gay activity’s are ok and not to be mentioned after
Man slaps another mans butt aye it’s national gay day
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April 17th, or national nudes day, is a day where you send explicit pictures of your body to a person of the opposite sex
Oh I’m going to try nudes off of her tomorrow as it’s national nudes day!
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Also known as-NPD
Its where you throw on a British/Irish punk accent, dress like a punk rocker (Ramones, Sex Pistols, etc.).
*Note- These bands are just examples, being a punk is about being bold and doing something unique and original. Also, I'm not responsible for any anarchist activity you do on this day, or any other day.
It's always to be celebrated on January 31st (Johnny Rotton's Birthday. It's made as a response to Natinoal Emo Day.
Celebrator #1 - "Oy! Are you celebratin' National Punk Day?"
Celebrator #2 - "I am you lazy sod... NOW F*** OFF YOU C***!"
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May 1st , a day where all nonces and pedophiles alike gather to celebrate their join interest in kids.
Hey Tom , I heard your dads celebrating National Nonce day!
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