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When you poop on your lovers crotch, then you swirl it around into a cinnamon roll shape with your penis, then you jizz on it for the icing.
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The place to be in northern virginia.
Pretty much the classic italian pizza place. Complete with nice italian dudes making some nice pizza and great calzones.
and yes, they are really italian, enuf said..
I went to Tony's New York Pizza and ate 7 slices of pizza, it was yummy.
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A partially large island located between nigger falls and barfalo New York, where they constantly build more apartments for the scums to move in and bring the crime up, although most of the island are drug whores there are a small percent of hunters and level headed rednecks and wanna move the fuck down south, Yee Yee, the high school is nothing but a big vape room and tattle tits along with few dippers and chewers. And is also overly tolled for the bridges that are long since payed for
Hey Bob you wanna go to Grand island New York? Nah I don't wanna get tolled up the ass by Cuomo and don't feel like passing through mini hicktown.
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While eating out a girls vagina, she queefs in your mouth causing you to vomit in her vagina, then the guy continues to eat out the pukecum...THAT IS THE NEW YORK STIR FRY!
She was so beautiful and I took her for a walk in the park, bought her flowers, took her out to dinner, went back to my place, and with my mouth I'd make her fly between the thighs, but instead she queefed in my mouth so I served up some New York Stir Fry.
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What isn’t there to say about Long Beach?
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
Let’s go out to the Long Beach, New York bars.
Long beach, New York? Every kid is a degenerate
When a guy sits on his significant others face as she eats your ass out while you stick your dick inbetween her breats and fuck her till you cum on her stomach.
Last night my wife let me give her a New York Plumber Dog, then she let me make truffle butter.
This Act requires a Man and Female or Male and Male to proceed with the Special Act.
The Woman thus buys a Chipotle burrito consumes it and waits till digestion while the male gets completely naked and bends over Pouring Franks Red hot sauce into all of his orifices , He thus lays on his back while the Woman spreads both of her butt cheeks exposing her Starfish whilst the male begins to lick the inside of her rectum as she produces stool.
Gabe: "So my Girlfriend let my try a New York Chipotle Starfish last night"
Josh: "Really, How was it?"
Gabe: "Her Starfish was exposed and i slopped it up clean"
Josh: "Damn!, I gotta try that!"