bum blast

anal penetration

His boyfriend enjoys a good bum blast with extra lubricant.

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bummed in the gob

Horrific act of gross sexual violence, as featured in "murder trainer" videogame Manhunt, and as a result in playgrounds across the United Kingdom.

"Manhunt is a very violent game - it's a game that features people getting bludgeoned to death, people getting bummed in the gob, people getting garrotted..." - a videogames "expert".

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Bum Crack

To un-intentionally show you bum. Usually only the top part is revealed when bending down. Or if you’re a builder of some description you will already be wearing loosely fitting pants that assist in revealing your bum crack.

I was walking along the street when I saw two moons looking at me. The fattest builder was showing every one his bum crack. To which I shouted out say no to crack!

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bum water

Diarrhea.
Enough Said.

Oh man, I had some serious Bum Water last night!

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bum clouds

Used in exsasperation

"He stole my car! Bum clouds!"

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Bum Pump

A Pump Like Instrument, That Is Used For Clearing Out Ones Rectum, Prior To Anal Sex.

John: Ima Do Her In The Arse Later.......

Tom: Make Sure She Bum Pumps First, Otherwise, She Will, Without A Doubt, Dirty On Your Cock Stick...

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Bum Jungle

Any congregation of two (or more) bums underneath a freeway overpass with excessive plant overgrow.

"On my walk to the park I narrowly escaped a Bum Jungle."

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