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She thinks she's drinking white male tears, but she's actually dreaming of white male semen
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a term for an extended stint of vigorous and thorough masturbation by which it appears to anyone watching as though you were trying to tug the glans of your cock off.
a similar sort of effect to the phrase "Choking the chicken"
you seen jake around latley?
nah, I heard his dad walked in on him the other day, caught him -going at it- big time, he wasn't too happy, said he yelled at him "you'll tear its head off if you keep going like that!"
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The sentence "Let me be the grave to your tears" is a metaphorical expression that means "let me be the one who helps you overcome your sorrow or grief."
The word "grave" typically refers to a burial place for the dead, and tears are often associated with mourning or sadness. So, the sentence is essentially saying that the speaker wants to be a place where the other person can lay their sadness to rest, similar to how a grave provides a final resting place for the deceased.
In other words, the speaker is offering to be a source of comfort and support for the person who is experiencing sadness or grief.
Lara: If only I were to have a place to let go of my burdens and cries...
Bob: Oh Lara, let me be the grave to your tears
A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.
I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.
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A taunt found in the Unreal Tournament video game series. By activating it using a Nightmare voice your character will say this phrase. Its very good at pissing poeple off and at times can be hilarious.
You were killed by Bowzer!
Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!
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I hate the bitterness of my tears so I overflow it with Fanta to forget all my pain.
Codeine tears in my Fanta can help me with my anxiety.
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A saying you use when you were laughing so hard that the tears rolled down your face into your mouth,
this can also apply this when you are crying with sadness.
Mary: That girl on the x factor was so bad last night, i was laughing so hard that i drank my own tears.
Margret: I seen her too, she was terrible! Haha.
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