Hair Pony

The circular device a female uses to put the hair in a ponytail

Hey girl you got a hair pony I can use, so I can go suck this dick?

Shark Hair

Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head

Hey Dad, you have got great shark hair this morning.

hermione hair

Extremely frizzy hair that resembles the hair of Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter series, usually plaguing those with thick, curly hair.

"With all this humidity I had to braid my hair today so no one would see my Hermione hair."

Legacy Hair

The hair that one never quite gets to when they shave their pubes because they are worried about "nicking" their balls or shaft

"I thought you said you shaved your pubes?"

"I did. I just didnt want to cut my dong so i left a few legacy hairs."

showing hair

Showing hair, to show hair: verb meaning to exhibit courage and/or expertise under pressure. Originally this was surfer and biker lingo from the mid-20th century, and relates to the era when it took a certain amount of daring for a man to wear his hair long.

'Nick's all talk. You'll never see him showing hair.'

Emo hair

How most people call the hairstyle which is common in the emo and scene subculture. It's usually kind of spiky and covers one or both eyes, but there are many different variations of the hairstyle. Often the hair is dyed (most of the time it's either black or very bright colors).
The style was very popular a few years ago but many people still wear it today. If done right it looks really attractive.

"Hey, what do you think of you my new haircut?"

"Kind of looks like Emo hair ."

Hair Dumpster

Hairy lady parts.

What did you do last night?

I went hair dumpster diving.