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Mac Mini

Ugly hack of a mac to simulate the Mini-itx form factor with a low-powered, overpriced piece of hardware. It's an attempt to sucker Windows users into purchasing a substandard product by claiming that even this weakling of a computer is better than your Wintel box.

I don't think I'll get a mac mini. I just threw together a mini-itx box for about $250 that's four times as powerful.

by Fordi April 25, 2005

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big mac

The food of the gods.

Yeah, Odin and Thor and Allah, they all cruise down to Maccy D's fo' some of the good shit.

by yer mum January 11, 2004

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Bernie Mac

Noun
1. The person Bernie Mac
2. A specific type of open-handed face slap, starting with a slow short backswing, followed by a full-force forward swing, with completion of the arc even after the hand makes contact with the receiving face; less commonly, may also refer to its backhanded variant.

Verb
1. The act of performing a Bernie Mac (slap).

"Remember that time in the movie Head of State when Bernie Mac was chosen as the running mate?"

"Yeah! I love that part when he Bernie Macs those reporters."

by hengenry January 3, 2015

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Crip Mac

The most internet famous 55th street crip. He loves the blue Calypso lemonade and Seagram's gin. He love big bluetiful citches. He has a step son he calls Fat Hood. He has driver that is a lady crip named Lupe who has a son called Isaac Mac, he has no relation to Crip Mac. They all do the western wiggle, the unofficial favorite dance of the 55th Street Neighborhood Crips. Crip Mac is rapper, that has many tracks on YouTube and Soundcloud. He is a heavy user of Instagram. He is featured in Lupe's Instagram posts/stories from time to time. He is also on Lupe's Tik Toks and Clubhouse rooms from time to time. He has been featured on many podcasts, the biggest and best one he has been a guest on is No Jumper. His friends Lupe, Coach Warren, and Crip Jesus have also been on this glorious podcast called no Jumper. He has also been featured on Andrew Callaghan's Channel 5 News YouTube channel.

Hey bro, do you listen to Crip Mac from 55th street crips? Dude he is the coldest, you totally should listen to the best from the five five.

by malcmilk March 29, 2022

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mac haters

The Biggest Douchefag's on earth!
They just hate OS X and they never give a reason why they hate them... They just do!
Fact: Hitler hated macs.

Mac Lover: Hey dude, I'm have finally saved up 1 Billion Dollars... I'm gonna go buy an Imac!
mac Hater: Don't do that
Mac Lover: Why not?
Mac Hater: Because macs suck
Mac Lover: Macs rule!
mac Hater: No! They suck!
Mac Lover" why?
Mac hater: look i don't have time for this!
Mac Lover: Bullshit! That's what all mac haters say!
Mac Hater: Okay i will give you a reason!
Mac Lover: finally!
Mac hater: You cannot play games on a mac
Mac Lover: There are actually games for macintosh And... Who needs Games when you have porn and torrents?!
Mac Hater: You get viruses doing those
Mac Lover: Not on a mac!
Mac Hater: screw Off!

by le penis head December 2, 2009

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Mac Kiely

A douche bag that loves himself.

"You're being a total Mac Kiely.."

by triptopthunder October 3, 2011

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Mac life

This nigga thinks he's the shit. The ultimate term for the ultimate douche.

"Livin the mac life bro"

by bugunderarug December 18, 2016

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