Starbucks nose

A condition caused by repeatedly poking your nose on the little plastic steam vent found on to-go coffee lids.

I had a bad case of starbucks nose after my third psl today.

kebab nose

When someone has a nose that from the side profile view, appears to have a dent/notch/ridge/chunk missing from the nose, in between the bridge and the nostrils. This unfortunate dysfigurement was caused by a tragic accident; during which the person was running to get a kebab from the kebab van before they closed. But the owners of the kebab van could see them coming towards the van. They saw how fat the person was, and panicked that they would eat them out of stock if they put in an order. To prevent this, the staff quickly tried to close the shutter of the kebab van before they reached it. Unfortunately as the person reached the kebab van in the last few seconds tried to put in an order for a kebab just as the shutter was being closed violently, the shutter closed violently on their nose, crushing their nose between the shutter door and the counter of the kebab van. For this reason, this type of nose is known as kebab nose.

"Bit of a kebab nose over there"

nose hose

A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.

It is important to clean one's CPAP nose hose regularly to prevent unwanted CRAP buildup.

Nose hose

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

It's his nose

A statement of shock. Often used in situations involving yellow sponges.

you're making out with spongebob and things start to get heated. your tongues are battling and your hands are roaming all over his chest. he manages to pull off your pants while still sucking your mouth. you pull apart and you turn around, spreading your cheeks apart. you expect him to unzip his pants but his face smashes into your ass as you feel something long fucking into you: it's his nose.

blue nose

Bitter and twisted fans of the blue shite from Goodison Park. Often refer to past events from Liverpool FC's past. Very very Jealous of the success of Liverpool FC and often whine and complain that things do not go their way. Most of their fans are from Wales, but they constantly berate Liverpool fans for being 'foreign'.

For a more complete example of blue nose, see Wingeing Bastards!

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spanish nose

the art of placing ones nose in the anal cavity of someone else and exhaling. called so since many spanish people were thought to have performed this during the revolution

Pedro spanished nosed Juan last night in my bed

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