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1. the mean of torturing high school seniors to the point of death....seriously.
2. the shittiest novel you will EVER read...that is if you ever get past the first two words!
3. a BIG ASS WASTE OF TIME
EX:
Did you read Heart of Darkness??
the first word....FML HOLY SHIT OMG.....I HAD TO SCREAM THE SECOND WORD OUT because i couldnt handle it!!!
what was the first and second words??
Marlow WENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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unleash the dark cobra
or
wow i want on will smiths dark cobra
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in golf, when your putts will not go in the whole. this is frustrating experience, often accompanied by many lip-outs
Dammit, my ball is afraid of the dark.
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a drinker from darker race ie. the darker race
shoquanda, dont be such a dark fader
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Something british people claim they have as an excuse when they make fun of children dying. Then accuse people of being oversensitive to their joke even though they responded like a child to something miniscule.
American person: it's funny how british people call fries chips!
British person: Oh yeah? At least my kids arent going to die in a school shooting!
American person: Hey that's going far isn't it?
British person: pft look at this oversensitive American! Cant you see we just have dark humor. We're angry for you that's why I'm joking about the death of kids!
American person: all I said was Chip was a funny word for fries.
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a dirty, used condom; usually resulting from hours of homo-sexual intercourse.
"Dude what the fuck, what did I tell you about leaving those fucking dark schneider's on my bed?!"
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When you want to roast a dark skinned star wars fan.
Black ass dude : Did you see the new star was movie?
Person : Shut yo ass up dark vader , ain’t nobody cares bout that shit!
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