Dark Cobra

black mans trowsers snake

unleash the dark cobra
or
wow i want on will smiths dark cobra

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afraid of the dark

in golf, when your putts will not go in the whole. this is frustrating experience, often accompanied by many lip-outs

Dammit, my ball is afraid of the dark.

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dark fader

a drinker from darker race ie. the darker race

shoquanda, dont be such a dark fader

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Dark Humor

Something british people claim they have as an excuse when they make fun of children dying. Then accuse people of being oversensitive to their joke even though they responded like a child to something miniscule.

American person: it's funny how british people call fries chips!
British person: Oh yeah? At least my kids arent going to die in a school shooting!

American person: Hey that's going far isn't it?
British person: pft look at this oversensitive American! Cant you see we just have dark humor. We're angry for you that's why I'm joking about the death of kids!
American person: all I said was Chip was a funny word for fries.

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Dark Schneider

a dirty, used condom; usually resulting from hours of homo-sexual intercourse.

"Dude what the fuck, what did I tell you about leaving those fucking dark schneider's on my bed?!"

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Dark vader

When you want to roast a dark skinned star wars fan.

Black ass dude : Did you see the new star was movie?

Person : Shut yo ass up dark vader , ain’t nobody cares bout that shit!

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dark angel

A heavenly creature that is not 100% caucassian, as most angels are said to be. Usually female. See jessica alba.

Honey is such a dark angel; I'd worship the ground she walks on.

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