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Means you are doing just fine and that you are chilling
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1. When something is so incredibly profound you feel quite certain it should hold a record for it's profundity.
2. When you're the President of the United States and you are fabricating factoids regarding the great lakes.
Dude 1: You ever wonder if we are all just like... Here?
Dude 2: Duuudee.... Record deepness....
Donald Trump: "They are big. Very deep. Record deepness, right?"
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used to describe a man online who puts his penis deep in the ass of old man
bro, that old deep guys a fucking noob
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A female eats a shard and then sucks the male off until he's about to ejaculate. Before he does he pulls out leans back deep and the female takes it to the face.
Quinndy loves to take Wak's deep freezer on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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When you see a girl that is thick then realize once you knock her up she will get fat and stay fat. The evidence is shown through her mother, who is fat
"Yo dude that girl is so thick"
"Yea but wait til you make DEEP IMPACT. she'll blow up"
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Royally screwing someone over.
Jerry drove his brother Damien's car to visit his girlfriend. Not only did he curb jerrys's new wheels, but also left the gas tank on E, which really deep dicked him.
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(noun): an informal expression which refers to the position of an individual who is either in major trouble or has an unlucky problem without a happy resolution. A dilemma in which the involved individual does not have more than two unfortunate choices to pick from. See: deep shit (more vulgar). Also see: doodoo (an informal reference to fecal matter).
Example 1:
Their newborn has brain damage and has acquired an infection; they cannot be happy because they are in deep doodoo.
Example 2:
Friend 1: Man, I thought she was the one for me but I may want to break up with her because her mom makes fun of my job.
Friend 2: You might be in deep doodoo man.
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