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When someone is traumatized by something stupid and or disgusting and left speechless
I showed my friend chinese people shitting and he went through The Obama Experience
When a turd gets stuck to the side of the bowl and doesn't want to flush despite intense scrubbing and flushing.
I was at my girl friend's and totally panicked when I left a sticky obama. No matter what I did it wouldn't go down the drain.
the Obama fish, a legendary fish in which strikes everyone with a gleaming ray of beauty and charm. This legendary being keeps the universe on its hands. Many (sane) people worship the legendary Obama fish and you should too.
I'll get down to praying for obama fish in 20. Wanna get a snowcone?
Sure, bro. I'll be praying for obama fish in 20 too. I have no time.
when obama blowjob
friend 1: yo whats up
friend 2: YO OBAMA BLOWJOB!!!
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Its hamburger that is synthetic or sometimes cut with eggs, bread, crums, or crackers. Sometimes it is cut with plant-based materials. It is also known as the "welfare burger". It's normally less than 75% lean and more than 25% fat.
My mom doesn't have very many hamburgers so she's making us Obama meat.
Yo, that Obama meat tasted just like normal meat i can't believe the eggs cooked into the meat and i can't taste them.
Yo that Obama meat was really made with eggs ?
Obamameat is often made with eggs sometimes called egg meat
the more eggs you mix in the Obama meat the more likely it will come out fluffy and eggy.
mix the eggs into the Obama meat well or they might not cook into the meat the right way.
When you are smoking weed and hold the smoke in so long that all of it gets absorbed into your lungs, like how Obama used to do in college.
James held the smoke in his lungs for a full 40 seconds! That's a real obama hit!
Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.
After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.