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sticky obama

When a turd gets stuck to the side of the bowl and doesn't want to flush despite intense scrubbing and flushing.

I was at my girl friend's and totally panicked when I left a sticky obama. No matter what I did it wouldn't go down the drain.

by August 25, 2021


obama-years

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Obama was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Obama-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.

"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Obama-years. By the time we got him out in 2016 I wouldbe over one hundred Obama's-years-old! "

by Elfangel1983 June 16, 2017


Obama style

When you kick open a door just to open it or for shits and giggles

I'm about to go Obama style on this door!

by Obama Style September 16, 2017

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obama's suprise

When after anal the man deficates on the womens hand and she sing the national anthem and claps

Ill give you a right obama's suprise

by Big guy123456780987654321 February 15, 2016


obama cube

the best minecraft block ever it's beautiful and worth a lot

Obama Cube

Obama Cube

by transam33o September 25, 2019


The Obama Council

All of the Obamas are part of the council, it consists of obama prism, obama sphere, obama cone, obama pyramid and more. There leader is Obama himself. They all alys with joe biodome.

Have you heard of the Obama Council, there like all powerful.

by elk200704 January 22, 2021


doing an Obama

Dropping bombs on the homes of Iraqi children

Holy shit! The rebels are doing an Obama

by robbegluder January 19, 2021