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Closet liberal; one who poses as independent thinker and journalist, but is using one's position to spread liberal media bias.
Andy Lack, formerly of NBC, currently Jewish godhead of Sony Music, is a Tim Russert.
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lil timmy tim is a renowned 19th century french american poet, musician, philosopher, and statistician. some would describe him as a statistical wonder, a statistical gem. his probability of being on TV is 1000 billion %. sources say he is 2 inches proud. his most well known work is "statistics" and his rendition of "roman's revenge" by current united states president onika maraj.
one of lil timmy tim's most famous quotes, which is commonly believed to be incredibly relevant to today's society, is "statistics, yup, yup. statistics, yup, yup. ms. lawton! ms lawton!"
A.K.A. Timmy or Timmy Timmenheimer
The most annoying little shit you will ever meet.
Naomi: Hey... who's that whack freshman over there?
Kelly: Him? Ohh that's just Timmy...
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Random guy you meet online that becomes a special friend even though he's living a while away and Momma would NOT approve. Is a hypocrite to his future kids.
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The guy who invented the World Wide Web (not the Internet) so you must respect him.
Tim Burners Lee is not how you spell his name, unfortunately.
This is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.
Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.
I whipped out the PG Tips and showed her the way of the tim tam slam.
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