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Repeatedly perform a profoundly unfathomable assinine act while expecting the same results.
Regularly motivated by overwhelming ignorance or hopeless boredom.
Similar to the moribund act of donkeys crossing the desert during the day.
While playing XBOX I heard them say, "Roll over".
"Why?", I asked.
"Because we are utterly bored with our fruitless impotent personal lives that we need to play this game 20 hours a day...when we roll over it provides a new challenge. Roll over and follow us," they said.
"Do I win any money?" I asked.
"No."
"Will I unlock hidden weapons, like a flame thrower?"
"No!"
"Well if I roll over what do I get?"
They said, "You get to lose all of your weapons. You can roll over from level 55, start over at level 1, then you can play for 80 hours to get to level 55 again. Oh, and you get a prettier badge. Roll over and join us."
"What!? That makes no sense," I said.
"Come on. Roll over. Oh, we almost forgot...once you roll over and spend 80 hours getting to level 55, you can roll over again another NINE times. It's so titilating! Look, Erkle is already on his 10th roll over. We all aspire to be like him. Follow us and roll over."
"Look guys. You pay Erkle a great compliment by copying him, but rolling over courts the insane. I'll pass."
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When a person is constantly bringing up their Jewish heritage in casual conversation.
"Yeah, I know he is from Israel, but he doesn't have to tell me about it every 15 seconds. I think he is over-jewing it.
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keyword applied to person when Donald trump is angry and wants to vent and talk crap about person.
after a heated television interview, the interviewer was over-rated
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Moving the cursor with your mouse over the breast area of an online photo. Fixation on the breasts or other enticing attributes of a woman on the net.
I caught Bill blousing over the latest pics of Pamela Anderson on Yahoo! News. I gotta admit, I immediately went back to my desk for some hot blouse over action my damn self!
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Earnest-sounding fluff, typically delivered with a positive, confident tone and enthusiasm, to take up space in a supervisor's auditory processing capacity so as to defer investigation into the porn surfing habits of a student or employee.
"The Pinsky file Sir? I'm all over it!"
"My term paper due tomorrow? All over it!"
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to have a thorough understanding of, and interest in, something.
Have you seen the new Nike Dunk Low Pro SBs? Dude, I'm all over it.
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