p-rost

the "safe" version of prostitute, for use around little ears

Sally- "That girl is such a prosti.."
Mark- "Hi guys, church was fun today!"
Sally- "As I was saying, she is such a p-rost!!"

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p!nk

A ugly dyke who can't sing, can't dance, can't do anything. She does hide her dick well though, it's hard to notice a bulge.

Dude look at those chicks! The hot one is kissing a P!nk, nasty lesbo.

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P Dub

A short way of calling a guy "Pussy-Whipped" (as in PW) where in said guy is under constant rules and regulations set down by a female. In many cases the male party feels that if he does not go by the female's rules, he will never get any "action." by action i mean sex...

Dude, you are such a P Dub.

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Pushing P

When you piss really hard it breaks the toilet bowl

OH MY GOD IM PUSHING P GET THE CAMERA

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pack a p

The act of placing marijuana into a PB or popper bottle for smoking. The marijuna is generally packed into a tight little ball and then forcefully shoved into the end of the metal tube attched to the PB.

I have to pack a p before I go out and smoke more.

Man, you packed that p so tight we're gonna get ripped!

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P. Diddy

Who you feel like when waking up in the morning in a bathtub, right after a crazy party.

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, grab my glasses I'm out the door, gonna hit this city.

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P O'ed

an abbreviation of the word pissed off. used when you are extremely mad at a person and feel like storming out the door quickly in a dramatic manner.

the slut did WHAT?! i can't believe it i am extremely P O'ed at her rigt now!

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