Short fat man, with tiny pecker, who waddles when he walks.
Levi is such a penguin pecker!
Madsen retreat is close to the beach, cafes, shops, markets, 15 minute drive to Ulverstone, half hr drive to Devonport and 1.5 hr to Launceston for more information
Best Penguin Accommodation Tasmania
When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"
Jared Klein’s official pet name
If only my pet name was as cool as Jared’s. His is fairy emperor penguin 🐧.
Pageant organization with no toxic members.
Sharks and Penguins is a standard.
A man or woman who is willing to glide swing) both ways depending on the economical and geographical conditions
Damn bro did you hear Emilee and Rachel were getting busy with a coat hanger? My dude she’s really a part time penguin.
It’s where you hang upside down and pee on yourself, while also letting the urine drip down onto your partner or partners.
Veronica showed me what a golden penguin is and my life will never be the same.