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A word pioneered by my father, Michael. Pizza titties are a pair of woman's breasts that when they have grown to outrageous proportion as to project out from the chest over a foot in length you may rest a pizza on them. In basic terms, titties so big that You could successfully place a pizza on them without the pizza falling off and proceed to eat the entire pizza.
Did you catch that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night!? His wife's has the biggest Pizza Titties I've ever seen!!
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When the pizza your eating is soo good and you have so much of it that you just don't wanna stop eating and can't stop smiling as a result of the awesomeness
I went to Shakespeare's and was left with a food baby and the aftermath of a pizza-gasm.
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When a man has love at first sight. He falls for the pizza girl after just one short encounter (often just a few words are exchanged), yet afterwards he wonders why he didn't get down on one knee and propose. Most pizza girls are never actually obtained because the subject was really drunk and the girl was hideous, the girl was way out of his league, or he fucked it up on the second time he approached her because he was too nervous. Pizza girls are also often replaced by a new pizza girl the following week when he meets another random girl at a party and is so drunk he thinks he loves her too.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.
Guy in love-"Dude I met this girl at the pizza station in the dining hall and I didn't realize how wonderful she was until after I left. Should have gotten down on one knee right then and there and proposed."
Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."
Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."
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1.)Ordering a delivery of food(usually pizza), without paying, to an unwitting victim.
Internet vigilantes will sometimes torment their target with a barrage of pizza deliveries, leaving the victim in a predicament.
Hey Joe, did you hear about that guy that made a Youtube video of himself torturing his cat? Some vigilantes from Ebaumsworld.com sent him a bunch of Internet Pizzas and a male escort through Craigslist!
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The default answer when asked which pizza is best and you have no idea what you are talking about.
Como Pizza is the best, I don't event like pizza but Como Pizza is the best in the area!
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A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅
Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.
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A person who will do anything for/with/on pizza
"Skylar is such a pizza whore"
"So is Honace"
"So is Emily"
"But Liz is the ultimate pizza whore i heard once she ate a whole pizza"
"Its true"
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