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When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.
The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!
A flaming Cambodia fishing pole is when you illegally import an immigrant from overseas via shipping container, hook a fishing line on your penis, and then hook the other end to the nose of the immigrant, then have them snort a Habenero pepper, and when they freak out and start moving around, it should yank your penis cleanly off.
We tried a flaming Cambodia fishing pole, and I almost bleed out.
code word for someone ultra sketch who creeps you frequently. someone who lurks, is obsessed, see also creeper
that guy is totally creeping you. lookout PEACHES! PEACHES BEHIND THE POLE!
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what she did to my big-ass schlong last night and this morning
Baby, work my big-ass schlong like a stripper pole!
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bumpin and grindin and shit like yo girl was gettin nekkid and dry humpin a brass pole
Yo fat ass mama and skanky sister worked my shit like a striper pole!
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When receiving a blow job you squick out a long fart!
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A south pole freeze pop is when you jack off and cum in a ice cub tray put tooth picks in the the center put in in the freezer and the next day have a freeze pop
yo filled the whole tray for my south pole freeze pops for my girlfriend last night
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