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The kid that calls you "gay" over Xbox Live.
This 12 year old 50 pounds of fury said he had sex with my mom
Having an extraordinarily large gripe or grudge against another person.
Like for a graduation party.
"Hey do you want to go with me to my friend Cassie's house?"
"Heck naw, I got 50 pounds of beef with that broad."
The 3 pound challenge is any small dare where the participant is wagered £3 that they wouldn't do something - however the rules are clear:
1. The person being challenged has no option but to accept and at least attempt the challenge.
2. No money will ever change hands.
Tom: I'll give you 3 quid if you eat that whole jar of pickled eggs
Mark: Three pound challenge?
Tom: Yup. Ring home now so your mum can put the toilet roll in the fridge.
(n.) the sexual act of having a group of people poop in a large bag, and then having said group of people fuck said poop bag.
I got some friends together with my girlfriend, and we made a massive Polish pound cake. That's why Stanley Steamer's at the house today.
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The pounding of your meat is considered the most intense form of masturbation that a male can achieve. Essentially you beat your meat so hard that the pure force of the motion creates a sound wave so powerful that it breaks the sound barriers. When trying to achieve this pure strength of wanking, it is advised to wear protective material such as glasses and gloves for there may be shrapnel.
Person 1:"Dude I can't sleep at night. It sounds like an airplane in your room. You've really gotta stop pounding your meat."
Person 2:"You're just jealous that you don't know how to pound your meat like me."
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An excessively large bowel movement; a huge poo.
"I hadn't taken a crap in a week, so when I finally did, it was the ten-pound brow."
"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."
"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."
"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."
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To play with yourself. When you only have a few minutes to pull it off.
Jason told me he had a few minutes to pound one out before we went to grab a beer.
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