Resting Prison Face is the phenomena of someone making a particularly menacing or unapproachable face when outside, at all times. Also see resting bitch face for a similar effect.
Friend: "What's with your face bro are you angry or something"
Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"
Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it
A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.
Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.
Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.
Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"
Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"
NEXT DAY
Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.
Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"
Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"
When a wife or girlfriend won't let their husband or boyfriend go out with friends.
Bob said he can't come out tonight because he's in pussy prison
A term for a wooded area where gay men like to gather and perform sexual intercourse
Me and John took a trip to “ye old prison woods”
When a vertically challenged person uses their body to pin you down in the bedroom.
She locked me in her dwarf prison.
A person who willingly sacrifices their freedom for the greater good of their country, community, or cause. This term is often used to describe individuals who have been imprisoned for their political beliefs, activism, or involvement in revolutionary movements.
Nelson Mandela was a true prisoner of freedom who spent 27 years behind bars fighting against apartheid in South Africa.