Rick Ware Racing

Rick Ware Racing is a garbage NASCAR team with garbage cars and garbage drivers.

Kids, Rick Ware Racing ain’t right.

V4 Race Trial

An infamous part of the hit game Blox Fruits where 3 friends are pitted against each other in a death match and many friendships are destroyed

Person 1: Yo I'm about to do a v4 race trial
Person 2: damn

Pre-race Dump

The act of having a substantially alleviating and motivational bowel movement before any type of race. The Pre-race Dump (PRD for short) is an essential part of any smart racer's routine.

"There is absolutely no way that I will lost this race after that PRD"

"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."

Platino Master Race

Platino Master Race is similar to the term 'PC Master Race' in which PC gamers refer to PC gaming as superior and use the antonym 'Console Peasants' to distinguish gaming console players. Platino means Platinum and it refers to the Platinum trophy rewards received on the Playstation 3 & Playstation 4 platforms when beating a video games collection of bronze, silver and gold trophies. Platino Master Race refers to the very specific demographic of Trophy Hunters on the Playstation platform. It was first invented by a Youtube celebrity called Arion Evangelist who used the name 'Platino Master Race' for his trophy guides Youtube channel and this later developed onto the 'Platino Master Race' website where platinum trophy guides are taught publicly and free to all. The term is now frequently used on platforms such as Youtube and Twitch to describe Trophy Hunting gaming communities.

If you want to Platinum Dark Souls, you should get tips from the Platino Master Race

Racing Go Karts

To have an 8-way with Puerto Ricans.

Yeah man, Racing Go Karts is so kinky!

Gay race communism

The words one YouTube commenter used to define woke

Woke = gay race communism.

Backyard Arms Race

A term used to describe the proliferation of backyard play items in a post COVID world- starts with swing sets and basketball hoops. Then come soccer/lacrosse nets and a zip line. As all sides of the neighborhood fence add these items, one neighbor gets the trampoline (aka Mormon Babysitter). Then trampolines everywhere. Winter comes? Backyard skating rinks. The sides build their arsenals until balance is restored. A rink for every kid.

Then the goddamn Smiths at the end of the cul-de-sac get the sports court and the race is BACK ON.

Hey Ned, did you see the Sniths got a new sports court once we all had trampolines? Now my shitty kids are whining again. I guess the backyard arms race is back on.